every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school
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cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
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do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world
If you pick up something like GoT, are you guaranteed safe passage back OUT??
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
- be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone.
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♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!