peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

(via teen-finity)

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

(Source: ammarmali, via teen-finity)

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

(via auburntout)

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

image

I’ll reblog this every time.

(via officialunitedstatesofmurica)

goneviralhsv:

ineedanewurlll:

I want a boyfriend, alcohol, money and to be in another country

Yes.

(via andreasandrayusandreous)

thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE
"My philosophy is the same as a Samurai: To hit without getting hit."

Lyoto Machida (via mmaquotes)

(via mmaquotes)

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

thatsonofamitch:

landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

or speak japanese

thatsonofamitch:

landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

or speak japanese

(Source: ultravoilets, via douchebag-under-the-sea)

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

(via its-raining-punkpop)

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

(via douchebag-under-the-sea)